Filed under: The Shaun Says This...
The Shaun has observed the world through many mediums. May it be TV, movies, newspapers, blogs, general conversation, Facebook status updates etc. A new terrifying disease seems to have taking over our society from the homeless man on the corner to the most powerful people in the world… “Not Me” Syndrome.
The world has increasingly become unable to accept accountability….for anything! Everytime something goes wrong or a challenge is presented in our society, the only solution we seem to be able to come up with is to blame someone else and/or pass the buck over for someone else to take care of….then blaming that person if they are unable to fix it. Nothing seems to be anyone’s fault…baby father’s on Maury claiming the girl tricked into unprotected sex to the saddening plight of our children and deteriorating neighborhoods.
Our government, from the City Council to the US Congress, spend majority of their time and our tax dollars bitching at each other regarding whose fault it is for whatever budget or economic challenge they face. This goes back and forth for days, weeks, even months while nothing gets done and each side trying to convince its ignorant voter base that its right.
Neighbors blame “community leaders” who blames cops who blame the mayor who blames “funding” on the increasingly dangerous neighborhoods that are no longer safe. Parents blame the state of our youth on everything from video games to the water!
People love to sit on the sidelines bitching about the problems of the world yet never want to bring any ideas (more or less action) to the table to create a solution. How many times have you hurt the words…“SOME NEEDS TO DO SOMETHING”?!
The Shaun response is simple…
“YOU’RE THE MOTHERFUCKERS THAT NEED TO DO SOMETHING”
At what point do we stand up and take responsibility for our world and its deteriorating state? When do we stop bitching about our communities as we hide in our houses and take our communities back? When do we step into our children’s lives and put them on the right path instead of hoping someone else will do it for us? When do we stop blaming everyone else for our problems, quit with the lames ass excuses and make changes in our lives to make them better?
The Shaun spends about 60% of his day hearing people bitch about their current status in life. “I hate my job”, “I am tired of being broke”, “I’m tired of being tired”, “I haven’t had a job, man, woman, raise, vacation (insert whatever else the fuck you want) in so long!” Was there a memo passed around that being happy with what you were blessed with was no longer allowed and BITCHING season was open!
Every single person in this world needs to take a look at themselves in the mirror, curse themselves out for being such a lazy ungrateful irresponsible punk ass bitch and adjust their daily routine. Look in the mirror and tell yourselves to SHUT THE FUCK UP and DO SOMETHING!
There are gangs taking over your neighborhoods because you refuse to come out of your damn house. Because when the cops try to investigate a crime you act like you forgot what you just saw and some rapper told you to STOP SNITCHING! Stop living so damn scared and fight for your community!
Stop living life practiced at turning your head at everything around you. Check some of these bad ass kids whose parents cant seem to control…do it for the state of our future your lazy son of a bitch!
Stop ignoring the news and current world issues!
If you not gonna VOTE….SHUT THE FUCK UP WHEN THINGS GO WRONG!
For those about to say, “WTF are you doing to help things?” The Shaun thinks his feelings can be summed up by the prophet, Black Dynamite.
The state of this world, our children, the economy, the environment are in our hands if we so choose it. We can stop waiting for others to fix things come up with solution together if we just stop the blame game. Who gives a shit whose fault it is for what going on. It is every single person responsibility even if you do not believe it to be so. Remember the saying “It takes a village”….well its actually take an entire nation.
THE SHAUN HAS SPOKEN!!
Filed under: The Shaun Salutes...
On this day in 1953, the most understated underrated backyard pastime of all time was invented. No not that one you pervs! Goodness!
WHIFFLEBALL!!
Everyone at sometime in their lives has taken part in a game and The Shaun damn sure can guarantee that at least a dozen of you have very fond memories.
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Good evening sir!
I appreciate you for agreeing to me here tonight
because there is something that I have REALLY need
to get off my chest.
This has been eating away at me for years
And I just thinking it about time
I just come out with it
As much as it pains for me to says this
I truly believe
From the bottom of my heart that
YOU’RE NOTHING BUT A NO-GOOD NIGGER
Whheewww… I’ve been meaning to get that out for years.
Felt damn good too
I’ve sat here for the over 30 years Holding back puke in my mouth
And disgust in my heart as you ruined our life at every turn
With your 3XL white t-shirts
Your baggy jeans
And your white Air Force 1s.
Fighting the urge to spray paint on walls like you use to
You sit around complaining how I’ve kept you down at these years
and how things need to change as you sit in the same spot
in the same neighborhood and do absolutely nothing!!
It is you that have kept Yourself and your “people” down
You’re a embarrassment
A waste of place
Look at the way you write
Not even worthy of the air you breathe
I look at you every day just wishing you’d die
Or at the very least leave and never come back
Your daddy was sure good at that.
As much as you try, I’m here to tell you
That you’ll never fit in my world
Read all the books you want
Wear the best suit and tie your money can buy
Go to our churches
Volunteer with us on weekends
No matter how hard you work
How well you talk
And as many as of my friends you have
YOU’LL BE ANYTHING BUT A NO-GOOD IGNORANT ASS NIGGER
Hmph
Is that wassup dawg?!
That’s how you really feel about a brotha?!
Man you don’t know how long
I’ve been waitin to hear U say that
Cause real talk…
YOU AIN’T SHIT BUT A BITCH ASS CRACKER!
You be actin all scared and shit when it times to get our hustle on
Kissing motherfuckers ass when real mofos come around
Always be on that straight and narrow shit
What cause a nigga don’t wanna do it your way
He aint no good or something
You’s a straight bitch
Moving to the burbs
Giving me that bullshit that u did for our little girls
Just admit you moved us from the hood
Cause you cracker ass is scared
Yeah dawg, I see you…
All our life I’ve see you
walking on the other side of the street
taking the long way home
You aint foolin nobody!!
With your big ass words and over-blown philosophies
“M.C. ALWAYSGOTASMARTANSWERFORSHIT”
You don’t even tell nobody
That we from the hood muthafucka
DAWG…we from The Jungle nigga
Yeah you remember those Jonquil Hotel days
You was running to ur white-ass mama like some bitch
Then you’d come outside to the park
Niggas was gonna let you in
Aint no real niggas gonna let some
Tricking ass white boy in our set
You come around like you down
Trying to say your piece in real brotha convos
Like you know about hip hop
Like you know about the struggle
Like you know about what went down
YOU DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT STRUGGLE
Cause dem bitch ass honkies was letting you pass
Go back over there to dem white folks where u belong
And leave me over here my real muthafuckin niggas
Before we work u over like we use to
Hey fellas..
You mind if I interject for a sec
I’ve been here observing the both of you
For the past 30 something years and quite frankly
BOTH OF YOU NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP!
You two have been going back and forth
All MY life…yes MY life…not ours
You’ve had me flip flop from one side to another
When truth is neither one of you
Have once thought of just accepting me
Contrary to your fucked up one–sided belief
I am not some ignorant ass no-good nigga
I sure as hell ain’t no bitch ass cracker
You two fucks have been in my head
for the past 32 years driving me nuts
to the point where I don’t know how to love
my own damn children because
I’m too busy hating myself
Niether of you have embraced me
Because all you can see
Is the hate you have for each other
So right here right now
It’s time for you both
To take your misconceptions
Your ignorance
And your hatred
AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY LIFE!
Somedays Im wanna listen to DEAD PREZ
Another days Im wanna blast some Kid Rock
One day I want grilled salmon on a rice medley
Then crave for a 5 piece with mild sauce
I look damn good in my suit
But feel so much better in my baggy jeans and white t-shirt
I moved the suburbs cause I’m tired of niggas
sitting around talking shit and doing nothing
as their communities and families crumble around them
I have not forgot about them for a second
But also can’t forget that I have responsibility
To keep my family safe
My father may not have been around
But he taught everything I need to know
By not being there at all
I will never forget where I’m from
And what I’ve gone through
For the Jungle made me the King today
And while you over celebrating in the streets
With your “MY PRESIDENT IS BLACK” T-shirts
You need to open your eyes and realize..
MY PRESIDENT IS MIXED…BITCH!
I am the boy you put in the back room
during Christmas at my aunt’s house
And the boy you laughed at
When you first saw him danced
You’ve called me NIGGER
You’ve called me CRACKER
All I can do is be the best me I can be
But I don’t need either one of you fucks
There when I do it
I am the best of you
I am the worst of you
But finally I know now
I am neither of you
Not anymore!
Filed under: Uncategorized
One day someone will help The Shaun understand why the World Cup is this damn serious…but as of today just don’t get it
Filed under: Do Something, The Shaun Says This... | Tags: girl power, ignorance, mankind, men, pussy, relationships, sex, sisterhood, Women
THE SHAUN SAYS THIS…
Sisters…let’s have a SHAUN to heart talk for a minute. Now when The Shaun says sisters there is not exclusion of any race and there is a partial inclusion of some homosexual men who can appreciate being called a sister. If this does not include you, your role is to”Shut The Front Door” and wait for your chance to speak into the comment section.
Now sisters…The Shaun has heard your cries for good brothers in the world and your frustrations over some of our lesser quality selection of brothers who do not fit your expectations. You know, the thug who spends his day standing outside or sitting on the stoop for no damn reason, the mama’s boy living in the basement of his parent’s house, the hustler who is always on the go and never seems to have time for you, the ignorant MoFo who treats you like dirt or the deadbeat baby daddy that only comes thru when he wants some. Now The Shaun is perfectly aware this only covers a few examples of the brothers that are getting on your nerves. Your frustrations are felt by the entire nation waiting for our generation to step up make our mark in this world.
You see, in The Shaun’s eyes, one wrong step you have taken in your hopes for these brothers to turn around is solely depending on the good brothers to mentor them and reabilitate them into the potential husbands and fathers you desire them to be. While this method is effective is some cases, most cases of IGNORANT ASS BROTHERS can only truly be cured by one rememdy that only your sisters can provide. The Shaun is sure we all can agree that if things do not change that we are heading stright into the End of Days with little hope in sight. It is a very simple rememdy that you as a nation of sisters have yet to fully impliment but by doing so may actually save the human race from complete self-destruction.
STOP FUCKING THESE IGNORANT FUCKING LOSERS!!
The Shaun is fully aware that some of the lower quality brothers disguise themselves as us good brothers to fool you out of the drawers but some of you ladies are just not helping out the cause by the choices in which you give it up to. Surely there are some sisters claping and giving praise to this writing without failing to realize that their ass ain’t no damn help because they constantly sit there as they knowingly say jackshit and do less when sisters latch to these dumb ass motherfuckers.
OPEN DISCLOSURE LADIES…the rumors are true! “Pussy” (and head for that matter) do rule the world and have an direct influence on the character and behavior patterns of the male species. Just about everything we do is to impress the ladies or based on the approval of ladies. If you e, ndorse our actions by giving us some (yes this is how we base your overall approval of who we are) we will have little reason to change the way we are.
For example, if women didn’t fuck any guy who wears his pants off his ass, The Shaun can guaranDAMNtee you’ll see a shitload of brothers pulling their pants up.
If someone wasn’t out there fucking brothers who they KNOW aren’t taking care of thier kids, we would see a lot better fathers in the world. Yeah, Maury Povich would be out of a job…but sacifrices have to be made for the greater good.
Surprisingly, there are women still fucking brothers who ain’t worked in 4-5 years and haven’t even picked up a classified section just about the same amount of time.
This is just a scientific fact…there are no studies available at this time because there always one of these ignorant ass MOFOs in the pipeline of communication that usually blocks this type of information from getting out.
While some brother may call The Shaun a HATER or a COCKBLOCKER for devulging this information to you sisters, as a father of 3 young ladies, The Shaun feels its neccessary to get this info out there so you all can work on the reabilitation of the male species in time for their generation to have a better selection of men than you currently have at this time.
As The Shaun made clear before, you sisters are going to have to help yourselves quite a bit by doing whatever you can to prevent your girlfriends and BFFs from submitting to the lures of FUCKING A BAD BOY because he’s dangerous and fun. It’s for the greater good and beneficial improving the quality of life we all life. By applying the remedy to all IGNORANT NO-GOOD BROTHERS, you will see an alomst instant change in their behavior, dress and work ethic. We’ll have more brothers staying in school (FUCK A NERD and potentially save the world), better dressed brothers, more romantic brothers and so on. The possibilities are endless if you truly use the power of the P properly and not just give away to any ol MOFO.
Please sisters step up and utilize the power you been blessed with and MAYBE…just maybe there’s hope for us all!
THE SHAUN HAS SPOKEN!
Filed under: On This Day..., The Shaun Salutes... | Tags: Bo Jackson, Raiders, 1987, Royals
ON THIS DAY in 1987…
Bo Jackson signed a contract to play football for the L.A. Raiders for 5 years. He was also continued to play baseball for the Kansas City Royals.
Bo Jackson went on to be an star in both sports before a hip injury ended his football career and limited his further success in baseball. Anyone who saw him play would tell the boy could have been a potential MVP in both sports. Bo was before Deon and did the two sport thing much better as Deon was never that great of a baseball player. Fans like The Shaun surely ponder from time to time what would have been if Bo had concentrated on only one sport!
THE SHAUN SALUTES YOU BO JACKSON!
So reports are now coming that Derrick Fisher is in talks to join Lebron, Bosh and DWade in Miami next season. Lebron supposedly met the cat at the airport personally to try to help convince to join the team before meeting with Pat Riley.
Not that The Shaun really gives a shit but it does provide a reason to post a picture of his beautiful “OHYOUKNOWIWOULDANDSOWOULDYOU” wife.
THE SHAUN HAS SPOKEN!
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THE SHAUN SAYS THIS…
While not really one to get into the whole celebrity gossip thing, The Shaun is intrigued about the seemly unfortunete yet embarrasingly fortunete life of Ms. Kim Kardashian. A woman who has seemingly come out of nowhere to be popular for no apparrent reason besides the fact she’s attractive and has an entertaining yet also famous-for-no-reason family. Some may say its because of the sex tape with Ray J, yet The Shaun agrues that the 15 minutes from that has come and gone long ago. Kim and seemly the rest of her family long standing fame over several seasons of reality shows…including a spinoff, two boutique clothing stores, countless photo shoots for magazines and a fragrance.
This woman has made a brand of herself from nothing in particular that has developing into a empire that one can only applaud and have really no excuse to hate on. As much as she may be compared to Paris and Nicole, you can’t really compare her because she has seemingly been well behaved through this whole raise to fame. No DUI arrests, no reports of bitch-like diva behavior and no drug issues to speak off. It’s so weird that it almost frustrating to try to figure it out. Whoever does this girl’s PR is a freaking genius!!
As much as you wanna hate on Kim, you would not be justified really because the perception is that she’s not that bad of a person. Maybe a spoiled brat but damn who on TV isn’t in some way. She does charity work and shows care and love for her family. Now truthfully all of this is based on the image protrayed by a reaility show and press coverage that is arranged by her and her team of publicists. The Shaun does not know how to look at this at all.
The truly complexing aspect of Kim is her love life and how unbelievably unlucky she is in love. Each of the celebrity men she has dated have benefited by a boost of celebrity status due to their association with her. So men like RayJ, Nick Cannon, Reggie Bush and now Miles Asutin have upgrading their status by dating a woman whose a celebrity for no damn reason whatsoever! This is girl has been apart of more bridal parties that were not her own than anyone else I can think of in recent memory…yet no one has wifed her for themselves.
Is anyone’s head out there hurting as much as mine right now?
Not that this topic is serious as the BP disaster or any of the pressing issues going on in the world yet it is a minor mystery that has plagued The Shaun for quite sometime. Its like this girl has a spell over the world of entertainment and they just throw her money and fame.
What is it with this girl….someone tell me!?!?
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Filed under: why is it
Why is it everyone wants to be a star without being a hero?
Why is it as much as brothers and sisters joke about Colored People Time…no one does anything to fix this preception?
Why is TV ONE is only available on a couple of cable/dish providers but has 10x more positive black programing than BET?
Why is it anyone is truly surprised about Lebron’s decision to go for the ring in Miami?
Why is it bills always seem to come when you don’t have money for them?
Why is it the more jumpoffs act a damn fool, brothers are still out there getting caught up?
Why is it that movies are becoming more about spectacle and special effects than substance and story?
Why is it we always seem to want more than we have no matter how much we got?
Why is it their always seems to be a token young white teenage boy (Justin Beiber, Justin Timblerlake, Arron Carter) whose music sounds a whole lot like Usher in his youth ?
Why is it all the good sitcoms on TV are gone?
Why is it the only cartoons to broadcast TV on Fox and truly appropriate from kids?
Why is it Trina, Lil’ Kim, and Nikki Manaj are all trying to claim HIP HOP’s HBIC crown when all three suck lyrically?
Why is it B.O.B. sounds like the product of what you would get if you mixed Lupe and Kanye?
Why is it Myspace still exists?
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THE SHAUN SAYS THIS regarding the USC sanctions…
its straight bullshit! No one gets hurts but the players and potential kids that wish to go there.
30 less scholarships is 30 less men and woman (its a ban on all sports) that may not have the opportunity to go to college.
The people that are truly at fault like the coach (who ran to Seattle), the AD or the president receive no punishment or blame.
The NCAA continues to treats its players like whores on the corners as they pimp kids out for billions of dollars in TV revenue and booster $$ while the kids who sweat and bleed passionately in every game get jack shit! These ADs and coaches waive carrots in the face of low-income yet highly talented kids to get them to their school.
Those out there that are applauding this ban need to wake and smell the bullshit you’re being fed. So before you start getting on Reggie Bush, OJ Mayo, Lebron James, Derrick Rose, John Wall and others that have been caught up in the game. Put yourself in their shoes as young broke ass youth given the opportunity to change their family’s lives…by playing expecting a house or car while the university racks in millions off their talents.
WAKE UP PEOPLE!!!
THE SHAUN HAS SPOKEN!!
